Wednesday, January 16, 2019

Vehicular Animal Abuse-Dedicated to the Fuck That Killed Our Dog.

Thank you-

You piece of shit-you killed our "Angel". Your car must have been to blame, it couldn't have been you. There is no way you would ever hurt a living creature, intentionally. It was unintentional-I know, how dare I insinuate that there was even the slightest misbehavior involved. Careless is a dirty word, you are right-I guess you were carefully unintentional in the vehicular slaughter of our family member.

Fuck yourself.

Didn't even leave a note. Couldn't even scoop her off the road. You were going to be late for work, why else would it have happened? Bet you were on time though, well that's good her death wasn't for nothing. I bet you were nursing a nasty hangover this morning when you decided to sleep in past the alarm (making you late), and how dare this small elderly dog cuts in front of you!? Hold up-

"Sorry I have call coming in from work-"

"How dare I answer my phone while I am driving?! Well, how am I supposed to remind you to pick the kids up after work?! Idiot, of course I need to remind you-what if something happens!? What if they are waiting for us by the school and they happen to cross the road when-"

Ya. Fuck you.

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